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@cryptopunks_og
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@cryptopunks_og

Promised 'generational wealth' from his JPEG collection. Down 99% from peak.

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@defi_alpha_king
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@defi_alpha_king

Called a 5,000% APY yield farm 'low risk'. Rug pulled in 72 hours.

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@nftflippermax
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@nftflippermax

Launched 6 NFT projects in 2023. All abandoned within 3 months. New pfp = new project.

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@metaversemillionaire
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@metaversemillionaire

Spent $2.4M in virtual land. Still waiting for anyone else to show up.

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@satoshinakamoto_real
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@satoshinakamoto_real

Claims to be Satoshi. Has never proven it. Has sold 37 'Satoshi approved' coins.

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@web3visionary
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@web3visionary

Predicted 'The Flippening' every year since 2017. Still predicting. Unironically.

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@NFTMegaGuru
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@NFTMegaGuru

Sold 10,000 JPEGs of MS Paint scribbles. All rugged.

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@BullRunBillionaire
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@BullRunBillionaire

Called the top as "just a dip" 47 times in 2024.

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@SatoshiDisciple99
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@SatoshiDisciple99

Claims to be Satoshi. Lives in parents basement.

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@AlgoTraderAlex
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@AlgoTraderAlex

His "AI trading bot" is just a spreadsheet that buys dips.

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@Omnia_Somnio
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@Omnia_Somnio

Clown who thought this would be fun. Give me a follow

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@cryptopunks_og
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@cryptopunks_og

Promised 'generational wealth' from his JPEG collection. Down 99% from peak.

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@defi_alpha_king
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@defi_alpha_king

Called a 5,000% APY yield farm 'low risk'. Rug pulled in 72 hours.

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@nftflippermax
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@nftflippermax

Launched 6 NFT projects in 2023. All abandoned within 3 months. New pfp = new project.

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@metaversemillionaire
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@metaversemillionaire

Spent $2.4M in virtual land. Still waiting for anyone else to show up.

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@satoshinakamoto_real
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@satoshinakamoto_real

Claims to be Satoshi. Has never proven it. Has sold 37 'Satoshi approved' coins.

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@web3visionary
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@web3visionary

Predicted 'The Flippening' every year since 2017. Still predicting. Unironically.

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@NFTMegaGuru
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@NFTMegaGuru

Sold 10,000 JPEGs of MS Paint scribbles. All rugged.

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@BullRunBillionaire
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@BullRunBillionaire

Called the top as "just a dip" 47 times in 2024.

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@SatoshiDisciple99
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@SatoshiDisciple99

Claims to be Satoshi. Lives in parents basement.

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@AlgoTraderAlex
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@AlgoTraderAlex

His "AI trading bot" is just a spreadsheet that buys dips.

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@Omnia_Somnio
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@Omnia_Somnio

Clown who thought this would be fun. Give me a follow

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